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*Procrastination is a habit most people put off trying to correct.
*That's when you decide to procrasinate but never get around to it.
*Procrastination has it's good side. You always have something to do tomorrow.
*The chief cause of problems is soulutions.
*We praise heartily only those who admire us.

Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?
Why are there flotation devices under planes instead of parachutes?
Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited there?
Why do fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing?
If 7-11 is open 24 hrs. a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the door?
If you keep trying to prove Murphy's Law, will something keep going wrong?
Why does flammable and inflammable mean the same thing?
How can someone "draw a blank?"
Why is the word "abbreviate" so long?
Why do kamikaze pilots where helmets?
What's another word for "thesaraus?"
Why do we sing "Take me out to the ball game," when we're already there?
Why are they call "stands" when we're already sitting?
What does Geranimo say when he jumps out of a plane/
If nothing sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan?
Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of a drive-up ATM?
Why isn't "palindrome" spelled the same way backwards?
Why does your feet smell and your nose run?

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