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*Procrastination is a habit most people put off
trying to correct.
*That's when you decide to procrasinate but never get around to it.
*Procrastination has it's good side. You always have something to do
*The chief cause of problems is soulutions.
*We praise heartily only those who admire us.
Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?
Why are there flotation devices under planes instead of parachutes?
Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited there?
Why do fat chance and slim chance mean the
If 7-11 is open 24 hrs. a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the
If you keep trying to prove Murphy's Law, will something keep going wrong?
Why does flammable and inflammable mean the same thing?
How can someone "draw a blank?"
Why is the word "abbreviate" so long?
Why do kamikaze pilots where helmets?
What's another word for "thesaraus?"
Why do we sing "Take me out to the ball game," when we're
Why are they call "stands" when we're already sitting?
What does Geranimo say when he jumps out of a plane/
If nothing sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan?
Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of a drive-up ATM?
Why isn't "palindrome" spelled the same way backwards?
Why does your feet smell and your nose run?
Someone made it, then sold it
Someone bought it, but never used it
Someone used it, but never saw it.
What it is?
Often talked of, never seen,
Ever coming, never been,
Daily looked for, never here.
Still approaching, coming near.
Thousands for it's visit wait
But alas for their fate.
Tho' they expect me to appear,
They will never find me hear.
What is this poem about?
*I am I man. If Jason's son is my son's father,
what relationship am I to Jason?
*What is the closest relation that your father's sister's sister-in-law
could be to you?
*What is at the beginning of eternity, the end of time, the beginning of
every end, and the end of every place?
*Name one eight letter word that has kst in the middle, in the beginning,
at the end.
*Which is correct to say, "The yolk of the egg are white"
or, "The yolk of the egg is white?"
I met a widow, who lived with her step-daughter.
I married her her. My father fell in love with the step-daughter of my
wife, and married her. My wife became the mother-in-law of my own father;
my wife's step-daughter is my step-mother, and I am the step-daughter of
my step-mother. My step-mother, who is the step-daughter of my wife, has a
boy; he is my step-brother, because he is the son of my father and of my
step-mother; but as is he is the son of my wife's step-daughter, so is my
wife the grandmother of the boy, and I am the grandfather of my
step-brother. My wife also has a boy, my step-mother is consequently his
step-sister and is also his grandmother, because he is the child of her
step-son. My son is the grandson of my father. Who is my granfather?
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